Site Under Construction...

(I got me scaffoldin and hard hat and everythin. I don’t wolf-whistle at fit birds goin past tho - well, I might, but you can’t admit it cos that’d be sexist...)

Crikeypantsoriley, this site building business is pretty damn all-consuming – here I am at 7am on a Saturday morning typin shite in cos I’ve got loads I still want to do an it takes me ages to do even one page cos I’m such a computer twonk, an this is a cheapo site so me building software is first generation (I think it’s still coal-powered an steam-driven…) an dead clunky 

Things To Come: Watch out for these future hot topics (some of which may already exist by the time you read this...) 

Anthill Mob Drag Racing Team: 

How we conquered the world of drag racing, with just a bent teaspoon and volunteers from Preston High School For Girls 

Off-Road Bikes: 

Me fannyin about in the mud – sometimes I’m even on a bike 

4-wheeled stuff: 

Yanks I’ve destroyed 

Pink Triumph: 

Still the World’s Quickest Triumph Streetbike – an it ain’t run since we blew it to rat-shit 16 years ago 

Me Pop:

A man and his rod...

Picture Gallery: 

But without that twonky Tony Hart music. Or Morph (did you know he died in a warehouse fire recently? Bless his little plasticine soul.) 

Groovy Stuff: 

Anything I can think of between now and then that’s groovy. 

Until then, here’s something to keep you amused for all of 10 seconds (yes, I’m fully aware of how childish they are – ask me if I’m bothered, go on, ask me, it’s great being stuck at 8 years old y’know. ..) (Oh, and the Prog channel is particularly groovy this morning – I’m bobbin away here nicely. Tum Te Tum…)